There once was a pear how had fluffy hair how liked to roll so was put in a bowl and that was scare
There was an old man in a tree
how was horribly bored by a bee
Then they said dose they buzz He Replied yes it does
It's a regular brute of a bee
There once a leprechaun
Who decided to hide in a shoe
A foot came on day
And to his dismay
He grant no more wishes to you
A jolly gent from the north pole
Had a red stocking with a hole
Mrs Claus stitched it
On the fireplace hitched it
Then filled it with coal
They was a very nice bunny
who was so very funny
She hurt her paw
Eating meat raw
And now she doesn't feel funny
The Santa limerick was very funny McKenzie, it rhymed very well I hope you make more funny rhyming limericks, I hope you like my comment.
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